If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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