So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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