I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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