Where did you get a picture of my penis
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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