You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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