Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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