Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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