Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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