And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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