Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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