Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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