I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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