Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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