Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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