ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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