I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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