Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Randomize
