question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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