...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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