life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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