some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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