We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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