That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Randomize
