The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish they made helmets for livers.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
