Non-Jews are for practice
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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