I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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