David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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