I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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