i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
