Quick, to the slutcave!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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