We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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