My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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