So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
