Got a toothbrush?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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