i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Is it because I queefed?
Operation Purity has been aborted
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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