worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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