Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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