Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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