Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Success! We fucked roommates!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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