Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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