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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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