All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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