lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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