so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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