So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
