did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm always down for nudity.
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