Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i love accidental penises.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
