I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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