Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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