well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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